Keep your duck!

[David Barnes]

Details to follow later

[Alan Graham]

Oh, I'll have to pop over to the West Wickham rugby pitch to get it back...  

[David Barnes]

I can let you have another one!

[Alan Graham]

That's OK, you've made my duck very happy, he's just jumped into my bags for New Zealand...

[David Barnes]

I'll buy you a pint if you can get him to do a haka with some All Blacks.

[Alan Graham]

I can't resist a challenge...