Whilst we wait for our next meeting... JOKES

[Alan Graham]

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

The audience was different each week so he did the same tricks over and over again.

The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.


He started shouting in the middle of the show:

 'Look, it's not the same hat.

Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table.

Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?'


The magician was furious but, as it was the captain's parrot, he could do nothing.

Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a large piece of wood with the parrot.


They glared at each other all day every day but said nothing.


Finally, after a week, the parrot said:



'OK, I give up. Where's the boat?'

[Chris Sawyer]

Good joke Alan - and its clean.

I was only wondering yesterday how long Robinson Crusoe was stuck on his island for.  It was 28 years and a bit - more lockdown to go to break the isolation record.

[Alan Graham]

I read on the BBC website it is estimated there are over 50 million pints of beer sitting in closed pubs around the UK.

Back in late March, the Czech Republic issued an appeal for its citizens to drink 1.3 million pints that were in danger of going off.

Who's waiting to be called to do their civic duty..?

[Fay]

very funny Alan  

[Ian Stedman]

Oooh, jokes I have a few of them.